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Zone-based riddles and jokes.

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  03:01:24  14 February 2015
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Zone-based riddles and jokes.

Occasionally, whilst slinging lead around, dancing with dogs and butting heads with boars, something amusing occurs. The original games were full of Stalkers around camp fires telling jokes and posing riddles, even though they were in a language I don't understand.

I thought we might be able to come up with some new ones and offer them to GSC for possible translation and inclusion in some future Stalker game.

My starter for ten:

Why is a dead Burer often so like Elton John?

Because he's still standing (yeah, yeah, yeah!)

  07:53:51  14 February 2015
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Zone-based riddles and jokes

To put that in context:

  11:45:01  17 February 2015
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How about this one.

"If there are two white eyes visible in the dark, why does nobody see them?

They are either dead or running. (Alternatively: Their back is turned, they are lying on the ground or they are running.)"

A bit grim for a joke, but we are talking about the zone here, right?!?
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