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  06:40:07  19 May 2011
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Kane4
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A:You could suck my...

B:Ya?

A:Twenty-twenty dollars!
  07:17:23  19 May 2011
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BobBQ
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Gentlemen, we have done the unthinkable.

We have confounded Maiman.
  16:24:05  19 May 2011
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Molecule
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---QUOTATION---
Gentlemen, we have done the unthinkable.

We have confounded Maiman.
---END QUOTATION---



*crowd applauds*

Not an easy task if you ask me.
  17:32:14  19 May 2011
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punishersal
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I will better stay as merc. It's easier and nothing limits you. But doing some jobs for Duty wouldn't be bad.
  11:40:28  22 May 2011
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009
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On forum: 05/13/2010
 

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05/22/2011 11:41:01
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Barkeep-Mays endorses the T-80

Hi Barkeep here for the T-80, the fast and easy way to attack 'em. No more shooting, knifing, and damage to your balls.
With the T-80, you just drive, aim, and fire.

It has the muscle, to support up to 3500 pounds.

Use 'em to kill an entire family of Bloodsuckers in no time!
Proud and displays all your achievements and chimera heads in your gunner cupola or exhaust pipes!
Or ran over a big bulky Psuedogiant without breaking your back!

Any tanks, big or small, T-80 attack 'em all. The secret is in the reinforced composite design, and a gun that penetrates any ply walls, and braces it self to the back.

To haul, up to 3500 pounds, now that's the strenght of Ob'yekt 279! They're so strong, you can safely destroy a heavy sized monolith, or this giant Army Warehouse storage fridge, with confidence!

Want to move something? The rounds comes out just as easy, perfect for looting bandits, because it only leaves, a pin sized hole.

Call now and we'll send you 2 powerful T-80s for only 19.95. But during this exclusive TV offer, we'll double it, and send you 2 more T-80s free!

T-80 will pays for it self the very first time, but I'm not done yet! Call right now, and I'll triple the offer, and send you 6 T-80s for the same old price, of 80000.95 ,order now.

Call 180-774-11-24, call 180-774-11-24 now.


Sources, used both of them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrjVDWJbBd4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgGUgifRq8w&feature=related
  05:12:10  25 June 2011
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BobBQ
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Last night the Radio Free Rostok transmitter was hacked by an unknown party. The following message was broadcast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnggiJrAmWg
  18:25:11  25 June 2011
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Molecule
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Good one BobBQ
  05:00:21  26 June 2011
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009
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On forum: 05/13/2010
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So the lyric of this from 0:15 to 0:30 is:

Destiny destiny destiny monkey!

Excellent excellent excellent brothers!

Pineapple pineapple pineapple asshole!

We will we will we will victory!

Why have you why have you why have you brother!

Do you do you do you Duty!

I gota I gota I gota for you!

Hairy hairy hairy hoi!


What????????
  05:04:06  26 June 2011
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BobBQ
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Q: why does Duty recruit so many zombies?

A: they're already hardened against the Zone's conditions and have no capacity for independent thought.
  04:19:48  26 July 2011
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BobBQ
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SOMEBODY STOP ME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9fAZs-OIXY
 
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