On forum: 05/13/2010
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Barkeep-Mays endorses the T-80|
Hi Barkeep here for the T-80, the fast and easy way to attack 'em. No more shooting, knifing, and damage to your balls.
With the T-80, you just drive, aim, and fire.
It has the muscle, to support up to 3500 pounds.
Use 'em to kill an entire family of Bloodsuckers in no time!
Proud and displays all your achievements and chimera heads in your gunner cupola or exhaust pipes!
Or ran over a big bulky Psuedogiant without breaking your back!
Any tanks, big or small, T-80 attack 'em all. The secret is in the reinforced composite design, and a gun that penetrates any ply walls, and braces it self to the back.
To haul, up to 3500 pounds, now that's the strenght of Ob'yekt 279! They're so strong, you can safely destroy a heavy sized monolith, or this giant Army Warehouse storage fridge, with confidence!
Want to move something? The rounds comes out just as easy, perfect for looting bandits, because it only leaves, a pin sized hole.
Call now and we'll send you 2 powerful T-80s for only 19.95. But during this exclusive TV offer, we'll double it, and send you 2 more T-80s free!
T-80 will pays for it self the very first time, but I'm not done yet! Call right now, and I'll triple the offer, and send you 6 T-80s for the same old price, of 80000.95 ,order now.
Call 180-774-11-24, call 180-774-11-24 now.
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