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  06:25:37  2 November 2017
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WOBBEGONG
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WOBBEGONG
11/02/2017 6:27:42
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Old Joke...New context

GuruZeb,

That one has been told all over the world I'd reckon. But perhaps the first time with the 'Zone' reference...

Yeah, migrating South where it is warmer. I'm made for warmer climate than what we have here in Denmark.

You and me both PCDania, I hate the fricking cold...although you guys get colder weather than we ever do, but still
  08:24:59  2 November 2017
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Kane4
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I think I stepped into some weird teleportation anomaly and ended up being outside the Zone for god knows how long. Don't know but somehow I got teleported back. Maybe the Controller helped. Anyways, got any AK vodka and some shroom sauce steak?
  15:19:58  2 November 2017
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Molecule
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*looks up*

Well, Kane it's you! How have you been? Haven't seen you for a while, I thought you might have found a way to have a new life outside the Zone. That anomaly, I have heard about it, but encounters with that one is rare.

Anyway, here is your wodka and steak with shroom sauce.
  11:06:57  3 November 2017
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Vikingstalker
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*the clamoring in the workshop finally stops. A moment later Viking emerges, carrying a large knife like object*

Kamarov still around? Got his scramasax finished.

*looks around searching, shrugs and takes his places at the counter, placing the sax in front of him*

Hi Kane, haven't seen you for awhile, how's life? Mr.M, beer please.
  01:02:30  4 November 2017
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Molecule
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*passes Vikingstalker a beer*

I think Kamarov is busy somewhere at moment. I'm sure he will be back soon. It took you quite some time, Viking.
  18:52:07  4 November 2017
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Vikingstalker
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*sips his beer*

You know how it goes, never haste your work. It'll just go wrong.
Well, he knows where to ask when he's back.

*takes another sip*
  00:10:01  5 November 2017
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Molecule
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Indeed, never haste work. We all want to work fast and get the job done quickely. Taking your time does mean less mistakes.

I finally have the glass panels mounted in the door. Next is the paintwork and the project is almost done.
  02:27:14  5 November 2017
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Jarrod McKenzie
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Having fun posting this around...and it is funny.
Howdy Kane... Good to see ya! Been awhile since our Basilov Operation... Molecule, I'll stand drinks for everyone, Old Friend...

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Amazing Copper Implants.......

Is this the fabulous KAPOW! procedure? ZAP also has a similar process under development I am told..

I have heard that you can have the implant in your house, office or where ever you may be. What service!.

The Marines must be jealous as can be. They are working on a similar program called PLOP.

Via Dia De Los Murtros Emo

COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT
ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.
When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.

Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, it’s not noticeable.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

United States Army
  06:13:06  5 November 2017
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Kane4
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Hi guys. Yeah, it's been awhile. I've been gaming mostly on Xbox but from time to time come back to pc. Need a new rig but trying to save. I'm really stoked for Star Citizen. That game alone is worth getting a good pc for. I wish GSC would get their stuff together and release another Stalker game. Zone, zone never changes and people always come back for more.
  13:23:09  5 November 2017
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Molecule
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Hehehe, good one, Old Friend. That's a good one.

I own a PS3, but I hardly touch that console. I spend most of my time on PC or doing anything but games.
 
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