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  13:59:46  13 August 2007
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mjcsniper
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On forum: 07/23/2007
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OMGLOL!

arnolldx you are a legend!!!
loving the ideas
  22:35:40  13 August 2007
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arnoldx
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On forum: 07/31/2007
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OMGLOL!

arnolldx you are a legend!!!
loving the ideas
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Well, thank you! But I'm only advocating this in the spirit of realism.

I've been thinking about the Blowouts, though. When a blowout happens ingame, it would be a good time to habve them implement sudden unstoppable explosive bowel movements to ALL the NPCs and critters in the entire area. The Freedom Base, for example, would be a sight to see during such an event!

Arnie
  18:01:12  14 February 2009
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arnoldx
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On forum: 07/31/2007
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Did anyone ever get around to making this mod?

Arnie
  23:54:03  14 February 2009
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-=Grunt=-
Cake Muncher
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On forum: 01/08/2009
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Lol! I love the throwing poo idea!

Like a bloodsucker suddenly appears while you're pooping somewhere then you throw poo at it's face and it runs away, because of the smelly radiated poo.

What if you accidentally poo in your suit? (Lol SEVA with closed breathing system, that would be nasty..) Maybe Marked One would cough a bit or you need to take your suit out and right click then click "Clean".
  16:40:16  19 February 2009
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Audioave10
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On forum: 07/19/2008
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Implementing such a mod would be a crap-shoot.
  04:55:07  21 February 2009
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BB_Berserk
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On forum: 04/06/2008
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Hahah, mate this is defs funny shit

I can just imagine getting into a firefight then needing to shit, so you dive behind a tree and pinch a loaf then get back to it all the time bullets are whizzing by! Lol i would love to play with a mod like this.
  14:13:25  26 February 2009
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Sgt Doom
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On forum: 08/01/2008
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A new take on the phrase "caught with your pants down" when a Pseudogiant interrupts your bowel movements.
  20:44:19  7 March 2009
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DooMike
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On forum: 01/31/2009
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Man you guys are a sick bunch, but this thread cracked me up!

It isn´t a half-bad idea to implement in a mod, as i can clearly envision a group of stalkers on the move, stopping by some trees to take a piss.

And i can clearly envision a guy in the group needing to do "more" yelling in a tortured voice: "patsaneee, veruchajee...stonivuch" or whatever "Hey guys, wait up" would sound like.

However, on a serious note, the number two "action" ought to be a serious risk to perform, as one would have to un-suit and drop the primary weapon, low-crouching with just knife/pistol enabled...
  01:06:34  8 March 2009
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beyonder
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On forum: 04/08/2007
 

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And i can clearly envision a guy in the group needing to do "more" yelling in a tortured voice: "patsaneee, veruchajee...stonivuch" or whatever "Hey guys, wait up" would sound like.
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"Aw crap, Igor's got the runs again."

Now imagine the animation when a NPC is dying and laying on his side. Turn it 90 degrees up, place him next to a tree and... Move to a safe distance.

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When everyone gets down to the brown level, I'd say that only a handful of people in the Zone would NOT have the runs. Canned meat, bread and sausages. Trust me, I know. Google "IBS".
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-beyonder
  12:30:08  8 March 2009
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BB_Berserk
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On forum: 04/06/2008
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massive lols!
 
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